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After a senior Bloomberg analyst called for bitcoin to crash to $10k and kept interrupting his counterargument, Lawrence Lepard ragequit. Source link

Moonwell’s third oracle malfunction in six months saw the price of cbETH set at $1.12 instead of $2,200, leading to 1096 cbETH liquidated. Source link

Recently published accounts from FTX-backed Effective Ventures confirm that it sold the manor amid a rough market for stately homes. Source link

Peter Thiel and Founders Fund lost tens of millions of dollars investing in ETHZilla, a struggling ETH treasury company. Source link

Michael Saylor is using AI slop to liken Strategy’s STRC dividends to the interest payments of regulated money market funds. Source link

Cambodia’s deputy prime minister warned that its police force is stretched thin as it continues to crack down on crypto scam centers. Source link

NFT artist Beeple is critiquing the collapse of Ethereum with a grim pigeon-infested depiction of this year’s ETH Denver conference. Source link

Polymarket users reportedly threatened to kill an Israel-based journalist after his Iranian missile report threatened several large wagers. Source link

Sam Bankman-Fried has focused his energy on asking for a presidential pardon, but his efforts aren’t going particularly well. Source link

Polymarket quietly sunsetted one of its two de facto subsidies for quants adding liquidity to lure retail ‘taker’ orders. Source link